Wait a minute…is that ANOTHER 5 STAR REVIEW??? Gosh, I don’t know what to say. I’d like to thank all the little people who’ve made my clothing so I can feel so confident whilst barking about dwarf hookers to an unsuspecting crowd of inbred ginger cunts.

I’d like to post the review here, but it’s only a PDF on line, so I can’t copy it, blah blah blah…Don’t judge the Scottish. They’re trying.
But the main quotes are:

“Unbelievable, unstoppable and most definitely, unmissable!…An outstanding soliloquy of vitriol that challenges every belief system you hold dear…Scott isn’t just a cutting edge comic. He made the edge. He tackles the gritty world or politics and religion, ruffling the feathers of the PC Brigade…If you only see one show this festival, it must be this one.”
Scotsgay *****

I know. It’s full of quotable quotes. Of course, I’m still getting walk outs, but I’m so enjoying the rage of people who aren’t sure why they’re angry. And anyway, I have their money. I win. The entire festival has been a joy, because I like seeing my friends work – The Pros From Dover made me laugh/cry – and I’m not immersed in who’s winning what. I’m just doing yoga and eating well and humming along. I suppose it’s my age, but my engine has really wound down during this trade fair. I’m in it to win…back my dignity.
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