And demanded their money back, after staying and menacing from the front row for one hour. They laughed when I used dirty words, and played along when I flirted with them, assuring me that ‘We don’t have queers in Alabama.’ I know. I sprang a woody too.
Then they waddled off politely like bitches to the box office and begged for their cash.
Why don’t retards go see strippers?
Scott Capurro Goes MUCH Deeper
Recommended
Soho Theatre, 21 Dean St, London, W1D 3NE
Are children ever really ‘missing’? Is Obama really black? Can the homeless get any hotter? Scott is back on the road with a new show, which promises to offend you and make you laugh in equal measures. He’s a filthy and fabulous comic with more heart and intelligence than nearly any other comic on the circuit, which makes him a killer queen! Hot!