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found this on craigslist, in the gay section (duh) and thought you kids might enjoy it. if this doesn’t prove that the terrorists haven’t won, i’m not sure what else will. x

January 17, 2008 by Scott

wild sissy in heat

Reply to: pers-541902193@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-01-17, 12:41AM

i’m all alone in a hotel room, reading my magazine and sipping champagne. i fall asleep. you show up and find me in the dark moaning and begging you to fuck me, panting like a puppy on the mattress, lubed and ready…. jocks frat boys throw aside my skirts and fuck my pussy and pink lips. fill me up, drench me in sperm. bring your buds!!

AND NO, I DIDN’T ANSWER THAT. THIS IS ME, SCOTT, AGAIN, WITH YET ANOTHER AD, BELOW. I REALLY SHOULD BE WORKING, BUT LIKE ANY WRITER, I PROCRASTINATE WITH SNACK BREAKS AND MASTURBATION AND, GUILTILY, CRUISING THE NET. THIS BRIEF AD, ALSO FROM CL, I DID ANSWER. I’M NOW IN A STEVIE NICKS SKIRT, SIPPING RED WINE, SMOKING BONNIE TYLER’S BRAND AND DANCING IN CIRCLES, WAITING FOR HIM, WHOMEVER HE WILL BE, TO ARRIVE.

total eclipse of the heart

Reply to: pers-541889391@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-01-17, 12:07AM

quiet moments together with coffee and kleenex.

AND THE BEAT PLAYS ON….

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