This woman saw me in Belsize Park in July. She walked out, cuz I was boring, then went home and added a long diatribe about my set on her website. It’s some girl site warning other girls about the evils of homeopathy and, apparently, me.

‘He reminded me of a saddo in a dirty raincoat getting off on revealing his willy to an unsuspecting crowd, whose unappreciative reaction makes him want to jerk off even harder.’

I know. If only. This quote makes my set seem MUCH sexier than it is.

She then compares me to Bernard Manning, and mentions that at least Manning was funny sometimes. Was he really? So her brand of humor relies on unvarnished racism. Why do people decide on the night they go out to comedy, THAT’S the night they’re going to be offended? Why don’t they stay home and nurse their intolerance?

Her site is Skepticat UK. I think. Be warned though, she wouldn’t know a punchline if it raped her. Or maybe she’d thank it. Which is just one more inappropriate response, but not her first.

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