Just did a show in Oslo. That’s Norway, for those of you who live outside of London. Anyway, it was gorgeous, the green room had snacks and the comics were given drink tickets. We were even offered the internet, if we wanted to behave like real people. I felt like a prince(ss) and now I can’t wait to go back.

Oh, forgot the best part. The audience was well behaved, applauding my set ups and responded ONLY when spoken to. There were even two beautiful blond lesbians in the front row, holding hands. Real lesbians, not drunken desperate housewives from Kent.

I was also paid. For a 15 minute drop in set. Maybe I’ll move to Oslo, but I have to remember – I was new. And I can get old very fast.

Magnus Betner. Swedish comic, got me the gig. He’s playing London a lot these days. See him. Google him. Whatever. He’s hot and smart, so not unlike a lot of comics in the UK, except for the hot part.