Upcoming Shows
Hey kids, here are my upcoming gigs. I keep thinking I’ll get a TV series or a movie deal and then, oops horror, i’ll have to stop working LIVE. But that hasn’t happened yet, and maybe I’m the retard, cuz I still think, whilst commuting on the night bus at the age of 47 (eek), that someday I’ll be selling out Wembley. In the mean, mean, mean-time, here’s the way I’m paying my botox bill.
2010
November 22 – January 8, 2010, She Stoops to Comedy, San Francisco Playhouse. It’s a play, and oddly, I’m in it. I know, what the hell are they thinking? Actually, I play a sophisticated theatrical person who’s a bit, i dunno, self-reflective and droll. So it’s tough, hands-on work, and I’m stretching myself like never before. I can’t wait for rehearsal so I can be difficult.
“I said a CEASER salad, not a seafood salad. And WHERE’S MY KELP WRAP?”
I feel a me, me, me phase coming on.
January 26, London, The Comedy Store.
March 16 – 20, Oslo, Norway (duh)
March 26, Glasgow, The Tron, 9:30 pm, an hour long set. New. Kind of.
April 1, 8, 15, 22, 29, May 7, London, The Royal Vauxhall Tavern, Scott Capurro’s Position. Light chat with celebs and their wannabe friends, like me: Matt Lucas, Vivienne Westwood, George Galloway and Jimmy Carr are just some of the wonderful people who’ll be dropping by. See you there!
April 6, The Frog and Bucket, Manchester. Eek.
April 7, Edinburgh, The Stand, just me, doing an hour. Again.
April 11, Brighton, The Komedia, more of me.
April 14, The Leicester Square Theatre, 9:30. Big room, Big jokes, Sad clown.
April 23, Watch me on The Wright Stuff on Ch. 5!
May 7/8, Etcetera Theatre, Camden, London, 9:30 pm. One hour or thereabouts of my ‘observations’. Oh the joy.
May 21, Mother’s Ruin, Manchester at the Green Room.
June 11/12, City Limits Comedy Club, Cork, Ireland
June 18, Udderbelly, Southbank, LATE show
June 24, Caroline of Brunswick, Brighton, Solo show
July 1-3, San Francisco Punchline. You bitches better fucking show up. Hurrah!
July 22, The Throckmorton Theatre, Mill Valley – my one person thingy, all over again.
August 13-15, Roundhouse, Camden Fringe
August 28/29, Camden Head, Camden Fringe
September 22 – 26, Scotland – Stirling Tolbooth (22), Inverness Eden Court (23), Dundee Rep (24), East Kilbride Arts Centre (25), Aberdeen Lemon Tree (26)
September 30, October 7, 14, 21 and 28, Scott Capurro’s Position is back at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern!