I’ve updated my updates so you’re up to date. But nobody ever catches up. EVER.
Below are (some of) my gigs for 2012. At least, the shows that might suffer, because they’re solo dates and/or ticket sales rely on my name and reputation. I’m apparently too much (says my family) or not enough (says everyone else who gives a shit). Oops. Low sugar levels. I’m gonna eat more, I’m FAT, then come back to this page. Why is everyone on Irish TV fat? Hard to understand, especially because I’ve eaten there. Cork is alright, thank goddess for the Chinese, but generally the food is booze. Which bloats. Glad we figured that out.
I’m currently inviting success. Haircut. Check. Quiet boyfriend. Check. Banal goals. Double check. Ok Comedy Cunts, here I cunt. Come. Whatever. I’m a bit tipsy. And drenched from the wettest draught in British history.
2012
January 21, Central Station, London. Don’t judge.
February 21, The Punchline, San Francisco with Scott Capurro’s Position, a chat show, featuring Matt Gonzalez, Marilyn Pittman, Garrin Benfield and Casey Ley. HOT!
February 22, George’s Nightclub, San Rafael
March 13, and every Tuesday until the end of time, The Comedy Cafe, London, with Alternative Universe, a new stand up show that’s hack-free and rife with dynamite acts. David Mill and I host the eve.
March 22 – 24, The Comedy Store, London
April 1, The Glasgow Stand, Glasgow Comedy Festival, with my new show Islamahomophobia
April 6/7, The Comedy Store, Manchester
April 16 – 20, The Wright Stuff, Channel 5 UK
April 24 – 28, Scott Capurro’s Position, Soho Theatre, London
May 1 – 5, Latter, Oslo, Norway
May 29, La Java 105, faubourg du Temple, Paris 10, Paris. I know. Smell AND get her! Book via www.anythingmatters.com
June 6 – 10, Soho Theatre, London, with my new show ISLAMAHOMOPHOBIA
June 12, Comedy Store, London
June 26, Comedy Store, London
July 8, Cafe du Nord, San Francisco
July 12, Throckmorton Theatre, Mill Valley
July 19 – 21, The Punchline, San Francisco
August 1, George’s Cabaret, San Rafael, California
August 23 – 25, Yuk Yuks, Ottawa, Canada for Ottawa GAY PRIDE.
August 30 – September 1, Comedy Store, London
October 9 – 13, Scott Capurro’s Position, Soho Theatre, London
October 20/21, Scott Capurro’s Position, part of the Belfast Festival at Queen’s