I’ve updated my updates so you’re up to date. But nobody ever catches up. EVER.
Below are my gigs for 2012. At least, the shows that might suffer, because they’re solo dates and I’m apparently too much (says my family) or not enough (says everyone else who gives a shit). Oops. Low sugar levels. I’m gonna eat, more, I’m FAT, then come back to this page. Why is everyone on Irish TV fat? Hard to understand, especially because I’ve eaten there. Cork is alright, thank goddess for the Chinese, but generally the food is booze. Which bloats. Glad we figured that out.
I’m currently inviting success. Haircut. Check. Quiet boyfriend. Check. Banal goals. Double check. Ok Comedy Cunts, here I cunt. Come. Whatever. I’m a bit tipsy.
2012
January 21 Central Station, London. Don’t judge.
February 16 The Throckmorton Theatre, Mill Valley, CA
February 21 The Punchline, San Francisco with Scott Capurro’s Position, a chat show, featuring Matt Gonzalez, Marilyn Pittman, Garrin Benfield and Casey Ley. HOT!
February 22 George’s Nightclub, San Rafael
April 1 The Glasgow Stand, Glasgow Comedy Festival, with my new show Islamahomophobia
April 24 – 28 Scott Capurro’s Position, Soho Theatre, London
May 1 – 5 Latter, Oslo, Norway
May 29 – June 4, The Comedy Store, Mumbai
July 19 – 21 The Punchline, San Francisco