Scott Capurro

December 10, 2009

A GLOWING review for She Stoops from the SF Guardian. I guess I’m in a hit!

Filed under: Blog Posts, Blogroll, reviews — Scott @ 2:44 am

And it’s about friggin’ time. It’s doing well cuz I didn’t write it. Anyway this is the third review I’m putting up here. Read below for the first two. It’s all happening at OUR theatre. Be there or be, I dunno, dead inside.

CHEERS!
She Stoops to Comedy raises the bar for holiday theater
BY ROBERT AVILA
Wednesday December 9, 2009

It’s hardly news, but holiday shows can be fairly dreary treats. Given such periods of seasonal affective disorder as the theater may present, it’s a genuine surprise and pleasure to discover the wit and wile strutting the boards at SF Playhouse — tucked into a far corner of Union Square somewhere just north-by-northwest of that big Christmas tree — where the season offering is a sparkling production of David Greenspan’s She Stoops to Comedy.
Mercifully, the plot has nothing to do with yuletide or smiling through a bad case of rickets. Instead, it concerns a lesbian stage actress named Alexandra Page (male actor Liam Vincent) who decides to disguise herself as a man and try out for Orlando in a summer stock production of Shakespeare’s As You Like It, in order to play opposite her estranged lover, Alison (Sally Clawson), in the part of Rosalind — another cross-dresser twice over since Shakespeare’s character is a woman disguised as a man in a part played, historically, by a boy.
Playing opposite, in short, is just what Alexandra does, convincing everyone she is a man — including a besotted middle-aged gay actor named Simon Lanquish (Scott Capurro) — while spying on and ultimately seducing, in seemingly old heterosexual fashion, her charmed lover and costar.
Meanwhile, other romances abound in ways at least as complicated: Alexandra’s ambitious young director Hal (Cole Alexander Smith) and creatively frustrated assistant-and-girlfriend Eve Addaman (Carly Cioffi) balance careers and romance in precarious turn. And a highly affected actress named Jayne Summerhouse (Amy Resnick) seeks to rekindle an old flame with her seeming-opposite of the same sex: the literally down-to-earth archeologist Kay Fein (Amy Resnick) — an encounter that promises sparks, not least because it features only one actor.
But gender, identity, and blocking aren’t the only challenges put forth by Greenspan’s play. In She Stoops to Comedy, even the script is up for grabs, rewriting itself as it goes along through the caprice of characters who are liable to speak to, as much as from, their respective roles. (Kay, for instance, changes decades and job titles with relative ease.) Cunningly employing Shakespeare and other literary touchstones — in particular a 1910 play by Ferenc Molnár called The Guardsman — She Stoops traipses over aesthetic and even philosophical ground after its carefree but astute fashion. It’s a self-consciously theatrical enterprise that gleefully eschews expectations, squirming pleasantly under the usual theatrical artifice as if looking to satisfy a really good itch.
A dazzling bit of low-key stagecraft, She Stoops is a tall order for any company. In director Mark Rucker’s staging, the action comes off as a pitch-perfect balance of wit and wonder, a loving riff on acting, connecting, and the role of the imagination in art and life. Heady and hilarious at once, it’s metatheater with a pulse, sporting plenty of fine opportunities for an exceptional cast — beginning with Liam Vincent, whose poise and subtlety in the lead are perfection — and including a couple of memorable scenes of actorly pyrotechnics exquisitely realized by Capurro and Resnick, respectively.

December 4, 2009

Hey Kids, it’s my new ish stand up show at the SF Playhouse. ONE NIGHT ONLY! Seriously.

Filed under: Blog Posts — Scott @ 1:20 am

Simply EVERYONE has been asking: When is your next gig? Only they’ve been asking me, not you. Follow me. Anyway, I wasn’t sure why they were so curious. Either they wanted to watch me being beaten; or they wanted to clear town before the shit hit the big gay fan.
Either way, here’s the info. Below, I mean.
Wait, is there a big gay fan? Meredith Baxter Birney I suppose. She’s HUGE. But they all plump up. I’m only quoting Cher’s dress designer.
Read on, ‘tards.

Stand Up Comedy with Scott Capurro

RESERVE EARLY!
We are thrilled to announce a special one-night only date with Scott Capurro.

Currently starring in She Stoops to Comedy, Scott makes his living as a stand up Comedian, and believe me, he is hilarious! Currently residing in London, this one night only event is a rare opportunity to see Scott in action.

Please note that Scott’s material is not for the faint at heart, you must be 18 or older to attend.
For tickets, buy online or call 415-677-9596

“It was like watching someone trying to commit suicide by lynching” London Guardian*****
“..accept the ferocious, corrosive material in the provocative spirit it’s intended, and it is brilliantly, shockingly funny……This is grade-A, pure hardcore comedy” Chortle *****
“Unbelievable, unstoppable and most definitely, unmissable!”
Scotsgay *****

November 26, 2009

REVIEWS: SHE STOOPS TO COMEDY

Filed under: Blog Posts, reviews — Scott @ 9:33 pm

And this from the Bay Times. OH! Read the lower entry first. It tells you all you need to know.

Similarly, as the “stereotyped aging homo” who comes on to the disguised Alexandra, Simon (Scott Capurro) begins as “Silent Simon,” his thoughts narrated by Jayne, only to launch into one of the most wrenching monologues of the play, in which he laments his performance of homosexuality in light of his AIDS, his aging, his adherence to a scripted portrayal of gays. “Who wants another play about him?” he asks.

She then calls my monologue a ’showstopper’. That’s sweet. Though no one jumped out of their seats or anything. And when I read this 3-pager that I do, I thought it was hilarious. Self loathing and seething with anger, about AIDS and cruising teenagers and career failure. I figured, they hired me cuz this has loads of laughs. THEN THE ROOM WENT SILENT. Guess I was wrong, and I’m man (?) enough to admit it.
And now I’m a serious actress. Seriously. I am you guys!

Filed under: Blog Posts, reviews — Scott @ 9:26 pm

Hey!
Here’s a review from the Chronicle (the biggest paper in this one-pony town) for the play I’m in. That’s where I am, btw, in case anyone in the UK even wonders. I’m in SF, legitimizing myself as a real actor. In this play I’m an aging bitter actor with AIDS. That’s the character, not me, and the research was intense. I don’t have AIDS yet – give me time, I’ve only been in SF for three weeks.
It’s 4 stars. The review. IT IS! For some reason the icon this paper uses doesn’t transfer. More to come, hopefully. Stars. Reviews. AIDS. All the fun stuff.
Read on. NOW!

She Stoops to Comedy: Comedy. By David Greenspan. Directed by Mark Rucker. With Liam Vincent, Amy Resnick, Sally Clawson et al. Through Jan. 9. SF Playhouse, 533 Sutter St., San Francisco. 90 minutes. $40. (415) 677-9596, www.sfplayhouse.org. David Greenspan has more fun writing his characters into hilarious meta-theatrical complications in “She Stoops to Comedy” than anybody has a right to. He’s not as successful bringing his backstage high jinks to a conclusion, but by then the SF Playhouse West Coast premiere that opened Saturday has delivered so much laughter that it’s hard to care.

Taking off from Shakespeare’s cross-dressing heroines, Greenspan explodes gender and identity notions with infectious glee. But that’s just for starters. “Comedy” is a romp through every aspect of theater, from overblown egos and out-of-town romance to on-the-fly rewrites. It’s a terrific workout for a very good cast, culminating in a tour-de-force two-character solo by the sublime Amy Resnick.

Just as Shakespeare wrote for boys playing girls who dressed up as men, “Comedy” uses a man as its female lead. Diva Alexandra Page (Liam Vincent in the role Greenspan originated), worried about losing her lover Alison (Sally Clawson), disguises herself as a man to play Orlando opposite Alison’s Rosalind in a summer theater “As You Like It.”

Right, that’s a man playing a woman pretending to be a man to woo a woman playing a woman who pretends to be a man. Which doesn’t include the gay actor (stand-up comic Scott Capurro) who falls for Alexandra’s male persona or the pretentious actress (Resnick) coming on to Alison – until her former lover (also Resnick) shows up, as either a lighting designer or an archaeologist (as the script changes).

There’s considerable added inside-theater comedy, from the way Greenspan puts the plot of Ferenc Molnár’s “The Guardsman” through the “As You Like It” wringer to nods to everyone from Charles Ludlam to Virginia Woolf. Then there are the backstage problems of independent filmmaker turned first-time stage director Hal Stewart (Cole Alexander Smith) and his lover Eve Addaman (Carly Cioffi), who always says her surname first (try it out).

Director Mark Rucker navigates Greenspan’s heady shifts of reality and scene retakes with an ease that lets the hilarity flow. Vincent anchors the comedy with a perfect dry, wry wit, and Capurro shines in a sadly funny monologue about gay roles.

Everything builds to the scene between Resnick’s two roles, which she executes with show-stopping finesse. It’s a hard act to follow. The way “Comedy” peters out to its “Guardsman” resolution is a bit of a letdown, but the joy of its best moments prevails.

October 13, 2009

This is from Gaydar, promoting and discussing my new show, Scott Capurro’s Position, at the RVT in London.

Filed under: Articles, Blog Posts, Uncategorized — Scott @ 11:00 am

Smart, sharp and hilariously catty, Scott Capurro – one of the UK’s best known comic personalities – hosts London’s most uncensored chat show every Thursday in October at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern.

Scott Capurro’s Position pokes and prods a high-profile roster of guests in pursuit of the most personal revelations, the most intimate insights and a few hours of guaranteed hilarity.

We spoke to Scott about how he intends to titillate and shock us.

Tell me a little about Scott Capurro’s Position – what can we expect?
Light chat about whatever we like. There’s no plugging and no cameras rolling, so hopefully we’ll stumble upon a few dark truths as well.

It’s been called ‘London’s most uncensored chat show’. Are you setting out to be shocking and sexy?!
‘Sexy’ maybe, depending on the hot-ness of the audience. ‘Shocking’ is usually just a by-product, a result of doing what we like.

Just how deep will you be poking and prodding your guests in pursuit of personal revelations?
I don’t wear a watch, so quite deep, hopefully.

How would you describe your interview style?!
Dick Cavett is a hero of mine. His American chat show in the 70s and 80s was erudite, informative and entertaining. He gave each single guest an hour. We try to book only a few guests, the temptation is to have all my friends on stage, but we want the audience and the guests to connect. I want them to do all the work.

What do you want to get out of your guests?
Spontaneity. I research each person – but the less planning and rehearsal, the better.

As far as chat show hosts go, are you more Graham Norton or Alan Carr?!
I’d be honoured to just share a stage with either. Actually, Graham did appear in the first season of this show, in the spring, and he was lovely. Charming and candid, he wrapped the room around his pinky finger. I admire his mischievousness. If I can emulate anything about either Alan or Graham, it’s their playfulness.

“One guy saw my naked photo on line and said I was too chunky. Chunky. I’m 6’2 and weigh a little over 12 stone. I wondered if he was either blind, or a model. Or both, which would have been sinister and delicious.”

I love the title. So what’s your favourite position?!
Bent forward and inquisitive.

You’ve got some greats appearing with you. Was there any criteria for who you were looking for – I notice that the majority of them are gay?!
I wanted people who were restrictive with their use of exclamation points. Oh! And I hoped to book people whose work I admire, and who use spoken language as their greatest means of communication. Dancers are great to look at, but a bit slow in the uptake.

So do gay guests make the best guests?
No, but they make the best pets. They’re great at self-cleaning.

You’ve been called many things, but what’s the strangest thing you’ve ever heard about yourself?
One guy saw my naked photo on line and said I was too chunky. Chunky. I’m 6’2 and weigh a little over 12 stone. I wondered if he was either blind, or a model. Or both, which would have been sinister and delicious.

Have you made any changes to the show’s format for this run?
Yes, David Mills opens each act with a song and he introduces me, which adds a nice warmth to the opening moments. We also only do one break, makes the night less laboured.

How do you test out your material?
I test it on audiences. I used to try it out on friends, so I lost all my friends.

What topics are the most controversial?
In the UK, race. In the US, religion. In Norway, nothing.

What’s the worst and best show you’ve ever had?
My worst show happened when I tried to throw a woman out of a window in Belsize Park. It’s hard to recover the audiences’ attention after that. My best show was in the same club, exactly one month earlier. Show biz is funny.

When did you come out?
When I had a cock in my mouth. Seemed like the right time. Luckily I had a pencil and paper available.

Can you remember your first very date – where did you go and have you kept in contact?!
We went to our shared communal space in our university dorm and drank something awful, like, oh god, I dunno, Chivas Regal. I then gave him a foot massage (oh, that old chestnut) and then he raped me. Not a rape rape. Just a forceful, condomless fuck. It’s what we did in 1982. We met up again in SF years ago, but he was a hooker and seemed bitter.

“When in Rome…fuck a lot of Italians at that spa in the city centre. And you can answer emails there too. It’s all very convenient.”

What’s in your bedside table?
Lube and candy cigarettes.

What comes first: love or sex?
They come separately, like schoolmates masturbating.

Is it better to give or receive?
Receiving can be difficult, if you have as much junk as I do. And I don’t mean in my trunk, ok? (Triple snap). I like to give advice and then ignore the response. Like on the bus, offering instructions to tourists who don’t ask. Makes London seem chummy and a bit crazier than it already is.

If you had to represent your country in international competition, what would it be for?
Teeth. I’ve got lots.

What cliché most applies to you or your life?
When in Rome…fuck a lot of Italians at that spa in the city centre. And you can answer emails there too. It’s all very convenient.

What’s one of the most outrageous things you’ve ever done?
Jacked off to Jesus on Australian television. But then Australia is easy to shock, it’s so suburban.

Finish the sentence: A good night out starts with….?
A change of plans. Let’s stay in.

And it ends with…?
My head on a soft pillow, watching Mad Men.

And finally, what’s next for Scott Capurro?
A kitchen re-fit. The glamour seriously never ends.

Scott Capurro’s Position
Royal Vauxhall Tavern
372 Kennington Lane
London SE11 5HY
020 7820 1222 / www.theroyalvauxhalltavern.co.uk

1-29 October 2009

September 15, 2009

Filed under: Blog Posts, Uncategorized — Scott @ 11:16 am

This woman saw me in Belsize Park in July. She walked out, cuz I was boring, then went home and added a long diatribe about my set on her website. It’s some girl site warning other girls about the evils of homeopathy and, apparently, me.

‘He reminded me of a saddo in a dirty raincoat getting off on revealing his willy to an unsuspecting crowd, whose unappreciative reaction makes him want to jerk off even harder.’

I know. If only. This quote makes my set seem MUCH sexier than it is.

She then compares me to Bernard Manning, and mentions that at least Manning was funny sometimes. Was he really? So her brand of humor relies on unvarnished racism. Why do people decide on the night they go out to comedy, THAT’S the night they’re going to be offended? Why don’t they stay home and nurse their intolerance?

Her site is Skepticat UK. I think. Be warned though, she wouldn’t know a punchline if it raped her. Or maybe she’d thank it. Which is just one more inappropriate response, but not her first.

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September 13, 2009

Filed under: Blog Posts — Scott @ 11:31 pm

Just did a show in Oslo. That’s Norway, for those of you who live outside of London. Anyway, it was gorgeous, the green room had snacks and the comics were given drink tickets. We were even offered the internet, if we wanted to behave like real people. I felt like a prince(ss) and now I can’t wait to go back.

Oh, forgot the best part. The audience was well behaved, applauding my set ups and responded ONLY when spoken to. There were even two beautiful blond lesbians in the front row, holding hands. Real lesbians, not drunken desperate housewives from Kent.

I was also paid. For a 15 minute drop in set. Maybe I’ll move to Oslo, but I have to remember – I was new. And I can get old very fast.

Magnus Betner. Swedish comic, got me the gig. He’s playing London a lot these days. See him. Google him. Whatever. He’s hot and smart, so not unlike a lot of comics in the UK, except for the hot part.

September 5, 2009

Scott Capurro’s Position’s March review on Chortle.

Filed under: Blog Posts, reviews — Scott @ 2:36 pm

Here’s the review from Chortle for my chat show, which appeared during its maiden run at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern. The new run, starting October 1, will be even more exciting. This review fills you in, come see it, I like the show. The new line up will appear on my site soon.

If any chat show is only as good as its guests, Scott Capurro’s new live venture looks promising indeed, with the likes of Ken Livingstone, Julian Clary, Brain Paddick and Graham Norton all lined up to join him at South London’s Royal Vauxhall Tavern.
But guests are only half the equation, and Capurro wouldn’t perhaps be most commissioning editors’ first choice as host, particularly when causing offence is a paralysing fear. Not only is his stand-up act so thoroughly filthy that he’d make the pre-Sachsgate Jonathan Ross look like Mother Theresa’s maiden aunt, but also his persona is so narcissistically self-centred that you’d think it would be well nigh impossible for anyone else to get a word in edgeways.
It turns out that he can be generous with the limelight, and in conversation with Jo Caulfield prompted plenty of anecdotes about her family – especially her brother the Catholic priest (cue lots of sniggering paedophile gags) – and opinions on the perceptions of female stand-up. This opening segment was amicable and moderately entertaining, but with his lascivious wit neutered, there was little to separate Capurro from any other attentive and confident interviewer.
In the second section, all changed. As Capurro interviewed cabaret artist Dickie Beau – following his mesmerising and moving turn lip-synching to a tragi-comic interview with a drunkenly defiant Judy Garland – the tables were turned as the host did more talking than his subject. We learned much about Capurro’s hang-ups, family and relationships – all told with the deliciously biting wit for which he is rightly known, but the talk-show aspect was all-but forgotten as the catty San Franciscan held court.
The balance was better with Jerry Springer: The Opera composer Richard Thomas – not a natural on stage but clearly an interesting interviewee, and the devilish star of that controversial production, David Bedella, who sang powerfully but gave nothing away in conversation.
In the final section came the man most had surely come to see: Graham Norton, hotfooting it from his changing room in La Cage Aux Folles. Waiting for him to travel in from the West End made for a long night – but the wait was worth it, as the ever-charming Irishman proved as cheekily entertaining as an interviewee as he is as an interviewer, regaling the audience with his impishly indiscreet showbiz confessions and pithily expressed opinions on the nature of his job.
The banter here flowed the easiest it had all night; with the well-matched Capurro and Norton batting the conversation back and forth like Forrest Gump playing ping-pong. This might have been Capurro’s first bash at a talk show, but by the end he had found his feet.
The Royal Vauxhall Tavern, however, might not have been the best choice of venue for such an experiment. Much of the well-lubricated audience at this predominantly gay bar, perhaps more used to seeing rambunctious cabaret here, found it difficult to keep schtum, proving distracting at best, disruptive at worst.
But maybe they – like Capurro himself – haven’t yet had time to quite adjust to the mechanics of this format.
Reviewed by: Steve Bennett
March 19, 2009

August 8, 2009

Voted BEST SHOW by Londontown.com! Now you have to come. Or just read this and get the gist. Jest? Oh, piss off.

Filed under: Blog Posts, reviews — Scott @ 12:03 am

Camden Fringe: Scott Capurro Goes Deeper
6th August 2009 until 8th August 2009 – 9 pm,
Roundhouse, Chalk Farm Road, London, NW1 8EH

If you’ve seen Scott Capurro before you’ll find it hard not to laugh on learning that this Camden Fringe show at the Roundhouse is entitled Goes Much Deeper. That, you see, is what the gay San Francisco comic does. He likes to probe. And ask questions other people don’t dare: Are kids ever really missing? Does swine flu prove the Jews are right? When will Obama wipe off the make-up? Are we using the death penalty in Texas on the right people? Charmingly uncouth, rip-roaringly camp and unflinchingly provocative, Capurro has certainly toned down a notch since being banned on Australian airwaves for “polluting minds” – but only a little. He’s still “vaingloriously poisonous” (The Scotsman) so much so that even The Mirror recently labelled him “evil” and called for his extradition. Audiences find themselves insulted and seduced in equal measure and you may at first laugh out of pure discomfort. But by the end you should appreciate the endearing, nay avuncular side of much of Capurro’s often important work, which indeed goes much deeper than mere shock value.

August 7, 2009

Scott Capurro Goes MUCH Deeper at the Camden Fringe!!

Filed under: Blog Posts, reviews — Scott @ 10:18 am

I’m number one Critics’ choice pick in Time Out magazine. And in the London Paper. And in the Ham and High! (Not sure what that is, but it sounds delicious.) The show, Scott Capurro Goes MUCH Deeper, is meant to be fun and frothy till then end when I, metaphorically, gouge out my own eyes.
The venue, the Roundhouse, is really lovely. But don’t expect air conditioning, or trains that run on time. Brit weather…oy vey. Let’s not spend too much time on it, it’s been done done done but it’s freakish how, when it rains, it’s hot, and when it’s really sunny, it’s freezing. Part of the ironic charm the English pride themselves on I guess. But you’d think they’d have the trains-in-the-rain thing down by now. When the tracks are wet, everything stops. Maybe it’s the english version of a fiesta, only you’re on a smelly, damp train. Where’s the hammock? Where’s the salsa? Where’s the tequila??? And where is that smell of poop coming from? It had better be me!

About my current show at the Roundhouse in Camden, Time Out writes:

There are some topics which just aren’t suitable for comedy. Luckily for us Scott hasn’t worked out which ones they are yet. He’s filthy, camp and utterly fearless. There’s also a huge amount of heart and intelligence at work in this show if you really listen carefully to what he’s actually saying.

See you there.
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