scottcapurro.com http://scottcapurro.com/wp Scott Capurro Says Tue, 29 Apr 2008 23:45:00 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Here’s my May 2008 article for Gay Times. And yes, it really happened. My life is messy(er) ever since. http://scottcapurro.com/wp/posts/heres-my-may-2008-article-for-gay-times-and-yes-it-really-happened-my-life-is-messyer-ever-since Apparently some trannies and their supporters read this in Gay Times, and assumed because I wrote it that I hate trannies. Is everyone a cunt? Or maybe everybody is just drunk. Since when did asking a question satirically mean that the writer hates the subject? Does anyone read anything other than their own name and their own story again and again and again? http://scottcapurro.com/wp/posts/apparently-some-trannies-and-their-supporters-read-this-in-gay-times-and-assumed-because-i-wrote-it-that-i-hate-trannies-is-everyone-a-cunt-or-maybe-everybody-is-just-drunk-since-when-did-asking-a-que Hey kids, so I’m posting my march article for Gay Times, along with a piece i wrote for Time Out magazine, London, which has really helped promote my run at the Soho Theatre. Have you booked tickets yet? You fucking cunts, it’s gonna sell out, and then what? Huh? Will we ever really be friends? To be honest, I’m posting these for the three ladies who came along to the Soho on opening night. They read my blog, as they announced, and seriously, they are my favorite people right now. http://scottcapurro.com/wp/posts/hey-kids-so-im-posting-my-march-article-for-gay-times-along-with-a-piece-i-wrote-for-time-out-magazine-london-which-has-really-helped-promote-my-run-at-the-soho-theatre-have-you-booked-tickets-yet-you Here’s February, for free you cunts. Enjoy. http://scottcapurro.com/wp/posts/heres-february-for-free-you-cunts-enjoy Me, Milly Valley, February 17, 8 pm: JUST DO IT!! MY LAST U.S. SHOW UNTIL JUNE. YOU MIGHT DROP DEAD IN THE INTERIM, AND BE FILLED WITH REGRET THAT WE HADN’T ‘CONNECTED’. WELL - YOU MIGHT! http://scottcapurro.com/wp/posts/me-milly-valley-february-17-8-pm-just-do-it This new year’s ‘celebration’ seems a bit moan-y to me whilst re-reading, but i admire the artistry. Oh, fuck off, i’m kidding, the artistry is far too subtle for you to understand. Speaking of flabbiness, I am SO depressed after trying on clothes today. I am, officially, flabby. Not fat. That would be pitiful. Instead I have skinny flab, which makes me look like a lazy faggot who relies on his charms. But the reality is, I work out every day! Between the yoga and the swimming, I barely have time to cruise hotel toilets. I guess I have to cut back on the pasta and brownies. I’m loosing the struggle with gravity. Sorry, I’ve lost it. But enjoy the article.x http://scottcapurro.com/wp/articles/this-new-years-celebration-seems-a-bit-moan-y-to-me-whilst-re-reading-but-i-admire-the-artistry-oh-fuck-off-im-kidding-the-artistry-is-far-too-subtle-for-you-to-understand-speaking-of-flabbiness-i-am- http://scottcapurro.com/wp/articles/this-new-years-celebration-seems-a-bit-moan-y-to-me-whilst-re-reading-but-i-admire-the-artistry-oh-fuck-off-im-kidding-the-artistry-is-far-too-subtle-for-you-to-understand-speaking-of-flabbiness-i-am This new year’s ‘celebration’ seems a bit moan-y to me whilst re-reading, but i admire the artistry. Oh, fuck off, i’m kidding, the artistry is far too subtle for you to understand. Speaking of flabbiness, I am SO depressed after trying on clothes today. I am, officially, flabby. Not fat. That would be pitiful. Instead I have skinny flab, which makes me look like a lazy faggot who relies on his charms. But the reality is, I work out every day! Between the yoga and the swimming, I barely have time to cruise hotel toilets. I guess I have to cut back on the pasta and brownies. I’m loosing the struggle with gravity. Sorry, I’ve lost it. But enjoy the article.x http://scottcapurro.com/wp/posts/this-new-years-celebration-seems-a-bit-moan-y-to-me-whilst-re-reading-but-i-admire-the-artistry-oh-fuck-off-im-kidding-the-artistry-is-far-too-subtle-for-you-to-understand-speaking-of-flabbiness-i-am- Lesbians don’t really scare me, in general, but as an angry pack of politically correct wolves, they can seem daunting. Speaking of which, when will Ellen Degeneres be funny? Is it enough to dance like a dyke on a dull-witted chat show? Someone has to drop her and Oprah down a well, and soon. Trying to explain everything is going to kill us all. Sometimes the most interesting thing about being alive is the complete absence of conscious thought. Not everything can be Oprah-fied, including her own lesbianism. Anyway, here’s my reaction to small minds. http://scottcapurro.com/wp/articles/lesbians-dont-really-scare-me-in-general-but-as-an-angry-pack-of-politically-correct-wolves-they-can-seem-daunting-speaking-of-which-when-will-ellen-degeneres-be-funny-is-it-enough-to-dance-like-a-dyk http://scottcapurro.com/wp/posts/119